A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.
Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."
he is caring and lovable and the best stuffed animal you could every have. typically is seen wearing a tiny hoodie and always hugging a child or teenage girl in need. get yourself a mr. moo moo they are the the greatest thing ever.
2) Billy: "Nothing has gone right for me today and now this d-bag behind the counter gives me cold nacho cheese"
Lori: "Mee-moo Billy, mee-fucking-moo"