mistash

mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.

I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.

by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012

mustachazzle

What your face might look like after satisfying your vagazzled lady.

Everyone knows Jimmy's girlfriend is vagazzled based on his mustachazzle this morning.

by jaminique June 14, 2014

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

mistah spicy

When a Latino man gets his dick stuck inside a toaster and has to pour hot sauce on it in order to make loose enough to get out.

My uncle had a mistah spicy yesterday morning.

by RaccoonHater69 May 9, 2018

Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

Mitachurl boners

A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.

Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.

by MitachurlsAreSoHot July 1, 2021

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008