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schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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mitten

She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.
by Thoughtful November 28, 2006
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mithers

Mithers well go to the mall so i can see if there are any sales going on
by crelm November 29, 2009
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mitten

TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"
by Katherine Jillian December 9, 2008
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mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"
by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008
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miteena

He is a very hard working man . He is good man. He has humour and sarcasm . Meet a Miteena and be great full cuz he protect you hunne
He is a very hard working man . He is good man. He has humour and sarcasm . Meet a Miteena and be great full cuz he protect you hunne
by Adam’s apple November 22, 2021
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Miteeva

Kaylee is such a miteeva, I really consider her a role model!
by Otau March 10, 2022
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