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John Shea Method

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.
by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
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The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.
The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.
by DarkMaster01 January 20, 2024
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African Zimbabwean Method

African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.

How it “works” (crazier steps):

Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.

Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).

Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.

Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.

Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”

The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”

Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.

Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How’d you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method. Sock turret and nonsense chant, obviously.”

“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”

“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”

“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
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Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment
I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Renz Method

The method of obstinately trying to prove your right even if you are completely wrong just to prove a worthless point in an argument.
When you say a word correctly but in the wrong context, you are using the Renz Method.
by Emotional Damage February 4, 2022
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The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping
I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!
by ThecultistEXE May 27, 2025
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The Quatchescan Method

In Wordle, when you use the words, glent, brick, jumpy, waqfs, and vozhd to get a wordle answer
Why Suda created the Quatchescan Method
by RedFinger221 January 24, 2024
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