Meth

Math, English, technology and history

You should all do meth😌✨

by Some dumb blonde November 1, 2020

Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.

Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

Meth mutt

A person who is a dirty mutt for the meth, they only ever think about meth all day every day.

“Hey I asked Sam if I could borrow his hammer today, he replied with “if you bring meth”

Fuck Sam. His such a fucking meth mutt

by Flat earth theory December 7, 2024

Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 26, 2023

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018