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Meghan

A fierce, loyal, extravagant lady who cannot be replaced. She goes above and beyond in all she does with unmatched zeal and unwavering commitment. A quick-witted woman whose energy can only be matched by her stunning glow. A rare find.
by oboeboe July 26, 2019
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Farm Mechanic

A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.

Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...

The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.

The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...

A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
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meghan and cass

The prime example of a "perfect" marriage. The couple that every one envy's. Ones that no matter what they have been through or struggled with they are still together. The sweetest, loving, caring, wonderful, and just all out amazing couple!
I went to the races last night and saw a cute couple acting just like a Meghan and Cass
by aracerswife December 15, 2010
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Meghan

smart girl who knows what she wants in life . She can have bad days when she has to go to science class but most of the time she smiles . She is good in volleyball but hates voice thread
" Dang that girl is so pretty . She must be a Meghan."
by iAmBasedGod December 21, 2012
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Dirty Meghan

When your significant other aims his naked ass at your leg and tries to fart, but accidentally shits instead.
He lifted his leg to fart on her but he shit all over her by accident, and that's how she became a Dirty Meghan.

He thought he had to fart so he lifted his leg and aimed his ass at her leg, but accidentally shit instead causing a very Dirty Meghan.
by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 1, 2010
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meghanator

The coolest Diva you'll ever meet. Quite popular with the black boys and doesn't get away with much. Likes to have fun but would rather cuddle with the hottest jock at school. Usually has a gay friend that knows how to party like a rock star and fuck like a pornstar. He has a great smile but underneath it a devious inside ready to kick any bitches ass trying to mess with his Meghanator.
So whose the meghanator this year?
by Meghanator November 29, 2007
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Meghan

Literally the most beautiful person fucking ever. If you don’t love her, you’re crazy!
I swear Meghan is literally the most lovable girl i’ve met.
by bigsket205 May 8, 2019
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