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Mexican Mom

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone
by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020
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mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
by i dont want to August 1, 2020
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Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.
You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad
by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020
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Mexican cheese pasta and french fries

Kkungus cant go without eating Mexican cheese pasta and french fries for 5 minutes
by Unknownmemer69420 March 16, 2021
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mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
by the.retorik April 24, 2021
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Mexican Bukkake

It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
Damn bro Erick had a Mexican Bukkake attack his throat
by Eagle of Suger June 18, 2021
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Mexican tunnel slide

The act of anal sex after consuming large quantities of Taco Bell.
Last night, we did the Mexican tunnel slide and it got messy
by See_Jayyyy August 19, 2021
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