Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.

"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."

by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020

melon exchange

A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child

"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"

by Rusty cabbage August 26, 2017

melon

body type - round , full and big :)

“She’s built like a melon!”

by p:) November 7, 2019

melon juicing

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB

1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.

Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.

by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

Rude melon

An overtly unstylish or offensive looking human head.

“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”

by Zeng78 May 15, 2022