Making Udon

Doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in sexual activity quite loudly. Often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it's over.

Ahhh! Crap! I was making udon. When's it okay to come back out?

by NaturallyRudeBoy June 1, 2010

makin

When the food real real good

That burger was makin

by Brxcefxce July 17, 2020

The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano August 29, 2005

making the news

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.

My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.

by cfuptown August 8, 2005

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Maekin Battle Plans

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009