March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything as long as you’re shorter than them.

I asked my partner for a hug on March 1st since i’m shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022

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4th of March

Whatever you're doing on this day, make sure to lock your other half up otherwise bad things will happen, as shown by two awful men on a Friday night in Cameo which will never be forgotten!

What are you doing for the 4th of March babe, I hope you are not going out with the boys!

by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022

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March 28th

The day in which we celebrate the escape of our beloved friend, Quandale Dingle. His goofy ahh activities had him placed in a federal penitentiary, but now on this date he can roam free and prepare to drop a diss track featuring his asian brother Quanlingling Dingle and his baby mama, Shaniqua Anderson

Sup guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes: including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

by Goofy Ahh Productions April 25, 2022

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