The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.
People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.
While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.
While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1
Employee: You called me over here sir?
Manager: I need you to clean up this spill
Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.
Example 2
Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.
Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?
Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.
Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.
Mom: ...
Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
Employee: You called me over here sir?
Manager: I need you to clean up this spill
Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.
Example 2
Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.
Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?
Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.
Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.
Mom: ...
Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 19, 2022
The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 08, 2024
Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.
Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.
Not to be confused with meningitis.
Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.
Not to be confused with meningitis.
Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.
by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023
allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction
After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.
by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025
When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.
I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.
by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021
KP: Hey girl, I’m new to town and need a campaign manager, my pussy is drying up
Rabs: I can totally help you hit that - there’s a funraiser at the bar tonight
Rabs: I can totally help you hit that - there’s a funraiser at the bar tonight
by littlebrowngirl January 14, 2021
by gchvjb January 14, 2022