nickel machine

1) another name for a vagina

I saw her nickel machine.

Schweet!

by AnGdyDrew March 30, 2005

Steve machine

A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.

Hey look! It's the Steve machine.

by Ggggg mountain dew August 12, 2015

cringe machine

Any person who does/says things that a very cringe, ALL THE TIME

"Ugh Neena keeps trying to flirt with me, I would smash, but she's just too cringe"
"Ya I know man she's a fucking cringe machine"

by Thesunnyhippie June 21, 2016

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!

by JFK0361 November 27, 2013

robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her

robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch

by Bmg3 November 6, 2017

georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water

"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"

by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017