A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.
by The Love Seal September 08, 2011
the act of taking a cucumber and covering it with ranch, and then proceeding to shove it up someones ass and the other person throws a head of cabbage at you while you fuck them. afterwards, partner shits out the remaining ranch and cum onto the salad and cucumber, thus making a mississippi salad.
by shecallsmedaddy18 November 21, 2017
A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.
Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.
by gretzky of stink September 04, 2009
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
by Everythingzen March 08, 2015
Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.
I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.
by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010
When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member
by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 March 28, 2018
by SpaldingDualie April 26, 2009