A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.
by The Love Seal September 9, 2011

the act of taking a cucumber and covering it with ranch, and then proceeding to shove it up someones ass and the other person throws a head of cabbage at you while you fuck them. afterwards, partner shits out the remaining ranch and cum onto the salad and cucumber, thus making a mississippi salad.
by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018

Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.
Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.
by gretzky of stink September 4, 2009

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.
I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.
by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

by SpaldingDualie April 25, 2009

When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member
by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 April 11, 2018
