Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
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When a group of men simultaneously ejaculate into a blender, blend their semen with soy milk, blueberries and a splash of cinnamon to create a nice desert after a long day of hard work.
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