Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...
The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.
by brick.mst September 29, 2016
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MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.
"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."
by zombieskin December 30, 2011
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cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.
Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.
by elive May 30, 2017
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milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad
Gretaayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr
by Finstar March 13, 2022
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Weather milf

It’s pepa from encanto or and woman with kid that over the age of 40 and can control the weather that’s hot
by Icanhearyou January 05, 2022
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[milf-t]

Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D
Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.
by Dreadcock :) January 01, 2009
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CODA-MILF

CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -

Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
by Omar's Milf April 09, 2010
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