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Lunch break

Used for a “break” or rest during sex. A “lunch break” is when a man feels he is bout to ejaculate a giant load into his old lady too soon -- He stops and goes down on her for a few minutes to hold back cumming. Once his stamina is replenished, he may often find that he’s got another good 10 minutes in him! This is seen as a veteran sexual maneuver and is not recommended for lil bitch bois.
“Omg - Michael was fucking my brains out but then he got that look in his eye like he was gonna cum and I wasn’t even close! Thank god he took a lunch break, then kept going and got me off with them long slow strokes. I think I want to marry him.
by Magic Mike & The Big D September 28, 2021
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Toasty lunch

Toasty lunch is a weird guy on PlayStation who is a limp Spaghetti noodle
Yo toasty lunch how u been
by The_pailidan1 July 20, 2021
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lunch number

your identity to the school for the rest of your life
school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now
by raybeez March 29, 2022
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travis lunch

When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"
Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.
by RodFarva September 24, 2011
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LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.
Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.
by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018
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Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
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Dry Lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.
“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”

“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”
by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019
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