loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.

man, Abbie is such a loaf

by vagilord December 17, 2007

loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.

"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."

by Merpface April 26, 2014

incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction

I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!

by torosgirl February 19, 2009

Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

by TaoNZen December 28, 2022

Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017

knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025