Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Lizard Daughter

A lizard daughter is a girl who is not beautiful

See that girl ?

She’s a Lizard Daughter ( ugly,nasty,rude,)

by FazCan November 21, 2019

lizard

a pro player at every game

its lizard we will die

by Lizard._. October 22, 2020

bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015

Lizard

A Little Cute animal that has scales and has many defense mechanisms like fighting and stuff like shooting blood out of eyes and running on behind legs. Alot of people don't like these animals because they think lizards are slimy and gross but they are no. thats actually salamanders.

LizardFan: Awww Look its a lizard!

LizardHater: EWW SO SLIMEY AND GROSS!

Me: don't make fun of people for what they like. im also a lizard fan.

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

Lizarding

The act of lounging and not doing anything during the summer.

My daughter has been lizarding around all summer long.

by Liloutte August 14, 2023