Motivational Lizard

The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!

TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO

Motivational Lizard by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

lot lizard 

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.

billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.

lot lizard by brandilla tha thrilla March 21, 2010

dookie lizard 

a gay man.

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.

dookie lizard by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009

Baboonish Lizard 

An extremely stealthy, deadly, dangerous, and highly trained individual.
known to HATE BULLSHIT.

Stop the bullshit before Baboonish Lizard get out.

Baboonish Lizard by Just in case. April 28, 2013

shit lizard 

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.

"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"

shit lizard by GameUniverso June 4, 2018

Lot Lizard 

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.

"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."

Lot Lizard by TheTrueIlluminati April 13, 2019

beach lizard 

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.

Get a load of that beach lizard.

beach lizard by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020