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Living Legend

Status given to one who has earned it simply through being witty. Sheer banter alone may not determine whether or not one is a Living Legend. The minimum skills required to obtain Living Legend status are as follows:
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".

To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
James inflicted third degree burns on his opponent in the battle of wits; he must be a Living Legend.
by JMUK January 15, 2014
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go live

To put your ideas, products, services, information, or other content LIVE on the Internet.
Urban Dictionary went LIVE with their website.
Urban Dictionary has gone LIVE.
Urban Dictionary is LIVE.
I want to go live too.
by Sean Hogan July 4, 2007
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living crockpot

When you and your homeboys ejaculate inside of your girls mouth and let it simmer for a while than eat it out of her mouth.
Bro, remember when we turned Chelsea into a living crockpot? That was Sick!
by Mr.KKKrabs December 19, 2016
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Live ForEverMore

Sophie Fergis Fashion Line Named after her GG Ruthie!
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Live-in-the-gear

She wouldnt stop talking so i knocked her ass out and then got live-in-the-gear
by Josh McClenney February 6, 2008
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Lively House

Hey let's go to the Lively house, and get some things done.
by FunStuffGuy May 28, 2013
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live fanficing

Live-fanficing is the process of writing a fanfic live via streaming sites (or sites such as tinychat) with an audience. Audiences will not input or add to the story while the author is writing the fic but sometimes will comment on things they like. The term was first coined on tumblr, where many individuals belonging to fandoms such as Harry Potter, Dr.Who and Supernatural, reside. The first live-fanficing session was over tinychat and the fanfic was about Harry Potter.
"Did you see that amazing fanfic Lissa wrote last night? I read it live!"
"How?!"
"She was live fanficing it!"
by acciotheprincestale September 29, 2011
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