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libturd

The next progression from libtard.
I hear it in common use referring to

The jihad squad, antifa , BLM.
Socialists who are ignorant of history.

Those whose idiolagy remind the rest of us of excrement.
How many Libturds does it take to destroy a Democrat city?
Only one if there are enough fools to follow them into the sewer they have created.
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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sexy librarian

To have very attractive features (usually the face) accentuated by "librarian-esque " glasses. Women who are sexy librarians don't have to work at libraries but they, at times, tend to be shy about their looks thereby adding to the "sexylibrarian" stature.
Alonso : Dude, Lisa's a Sexy Librarian because she gots a fine face, body and those glasses. But she denies it.
Jose: Yeah man she sure is. Can you believe she actually used to work at a Library?? I'd squank her. Just thinking of her makes me need a shanky.
by Lurias_S January 24, 2007
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Liberty Blue Vodka

An exquisite vodka, drunk mostly by upper class America. Extremely prized and valued by many collectors.
Yo, Justin just bought a bottle of Liberty Blue Vodka, let's go over there and sip on that stuff!
by cbatzzz December 16, 2009
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liberty cuffs

Embroidered, often ornate strips of cloth sewn into the cuffs of Navy dress blues uniforms and worn when on liberty with the cuffs buttoned backward to expose the embroidery. Often oriental in origin and theme--many of them display dragons.
If Shore Patrol catches you with your liberty cuffs visible, you can be put on report for being out of uniform. I have never met anyone put on report for this infraction.
by Joe Bix December 11, 2011
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LIBL

An acronym for the phrase 'Lying In Bed Laughing'.

Derivatives include 'lol' and 'rofl'.

The most frequent time for this phrase to be used is when hungover with friends, laughing about the previous night's antics. Usually in this situation the participants are too rough to be in any position other than vertical.

Whilst not vital to using the phrase, beds are commonly involved. However, users may also exclaim 'LIBL!' while slouched on other items of furniture.

Popular in Yorkshire but spreading towards the Midlands at considerable speed.
"Ohhh man, I can't believe you soccer punched that rabid dog last night LIBL LIBL maaan I'm proper LIBLing my socks off."

"Girrrl I just saw you LIBL"
by teabaggersanonymous October 23, 2012
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Liberty Lover

Identifying with the sexual fetish of liberty and all things pertaining to it.
"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "

Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover
by jonbgood April 7, 2015
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Liberitarianism

When a person named Tyrone goes to a library and proceeds to have an aneurysm.
Liberitarianism
by Spicy Tyrone April 19, 2015
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