Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 20, 2024

Devils Lettuce

Something a new weed dealer says to try and get some street cred

Something a teenager calls weed to look cool

What the Devil grows in his backyard

YO! Dude I caught my dad smoking some Devils Lettuce

by 2KoolForSkool February 28, 2020

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players

Bud ur lettuce is sick shit

by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016

El lettuce de lá Satanica

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".

Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".

by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019

Dropping Lettuce

You know what that means...

"You dropped the lettuce... you know what that means..."

"Dropping lettuce, everyone knows what it means"

by Anonymous789277 July 2, 2025

trunk lettuce

Weed found in the trunk of the car.

Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.

by Dshotgun August 14, 2023