lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage May 21, 2018

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

dirty lettuce

Another term for money. Coming from that idea that money is dirty. And lettuce for the color green

Time to get that dirty lettuce

by Silvers December 10, 2015

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021