sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017

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Brock Lesner

Brock Lesner is a wwe superstar who started wrestling in 2003 who only lasted a year then he went to NFL then he quit went to UFC and did okay he did win the world championship but he lost quite a bit more then expected but he returned to wwe to fuck with John Cena but failed after he beat lesner since then he has been only losing every 20 matches he has beaten undertaker but has recently lost versus reigns and lost universal championship but he has come back to reclaim it Lesner is definitely one of the most dominant wrestlers of the last 5 years

Oh my god oh my god Brock Lesner beat the undertaker

by Kevin Batterson September 27, 2018

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Andrew Lasserre

Andrew Lasserre is an FBMS celebrity. Coming in from St. Michaels in 6th grade, Andrew L. has quickly gained popularity in and out of the schoolyard. He has many best friends but Morgan and Samira Dean are his favorites. He is very generous and loves to get Morgan food at lunch.

Andrew Lasserre you're so famous-Samira
Andrew Lasserre get me pizza-Morgan

by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020

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Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

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Banana Laser

Greatest dj couple from Spain, high fashion standards and amazing mixes during their shows. Mixing disco, house and hits in an environment of freedom and safe for all lgtbiaq +

Last Friday I was crazy with the music at the event. Banana laser were playing my favorite song from 1970s

by Resal November 23, 2021

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