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lance bass

A member from nysnc that always looks a little to happy. Made a big deal about going to space but in the end pulled out because sponsors didn't want to send more airless matter into space.
Sponsor- "We should of sent Lance to space because there is a good chance he might get sucked up by a black hole."
by jlau July 30, 2005
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500 dollar lane

The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.

(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
by creaternity May 12, 2006
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lane bryant

A clothes store for plus-size women. Famed for the banned advert in which a curvy woman wore Lane Bryant lingerie and talked about it not being what mom would wear. According to some sections of the FA movement, highly unfashionable and inconsiderate of its customers.
'Man, did you see that Lane Bryant ad?'
'Yeah, I don't get how that was any worse than Victoria's Secret.'
by Dickface Faceofadick September 29, 2010
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Suicide lane

A suicide lane is a center lane on a roadway seperating opposing directional movements that is used as a passing lane for both directions simultaneously. If one was not careful when pulling into the suicide lane to pass a slow moving vehicle, they might collide head on with another vehicle doing the same thing, but in the opposing direction. Hence, the term suicide lane. The term has been misapplied in recent years to a center lane where vehicles in either direction can make left turns. This is not historically accurate and true suicide lanes are very rare today.
The two drivers died from a head on collision in the suicide lane when each driver tried to pass slow moving vehicles.
by The Traffic Man February 4, 2017
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Lance

Lance is the best person in the world.
He's artistic, has beautiful eyes, he plays the piano, goes to church, loves his family, you won't find anyone better.
He's absolutely gorgeous inside, and out.
He's so genuine, and he'd wait for the special girl forever.
If you find one, never let him go.
He'll always be faithful, and while not many people get to see it, he has the most beautiful heart in the world, and once he lets you in, once he loves you, you'll be with him forever.
He's the man that one day, you'll marry and have kids with. You couldn't find anyone better.
He's the one who you would never leave.
Girl one: Hey, have you met that new guy?
Girl two: There's a new guy?
Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
Girl two: Oh! I have to meet him!
by Eli the proud owner of a Lance October 27, 2011
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lane diver

where a person driving on a multi-lane road will recklessly cross at least 2-3 travel lanes at once. (turn signal optional)

usually you will hear horns honked from the other drivers that are near the lane diver
that idiot just dove across all 4 lanes of traffic to get to the exit

in the natural environment of the lane diver, usually on a 3-4 lane highway with moderate amounts of traffic, when distracted by elements inside its transport vehicle, the lane diver will suddenly remember the exit it wants is on the other side of the highway. It will dive across all travel lanes without taking time to look if the lane is clear

(wrecks/sideswipes are all too common with the lane diver)
by chachawatcher May 28, 2009
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lance the destroyer

A person who does a mass amount of destruction or damage
Terrorists are lance the destroyers.
Man look at that white boy named kendall. Hes a lace the destroya nigggggaaa.
by FLYING NIGGERS September 29, 2009
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