Dropping Lettuce

You know what that means...

"You dropped the lettuce... you know what that means..."

"Dropping lettuce, everyone knows what it means"

by Anonymous789277 July 2, 2025

lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025

Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024

Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025