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Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer
I was laying down pipe on Emily last night
by BigDickDaddy615537 August 6, 2017
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soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.
I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.
by real name October 22, 2014
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Leaning

It's a lot different from hugging.Hugging involves arms and hands; and leaning is whole bodies moving in,leaning involves wanting and accepting.
Lucy: (to Jack) Okay, um. What do you mean by the leaning thing? You mean because he gave me flowers?
Jack: And then you *leaned*
Lucy: And then I leaned.
Jack: Yeah.
Lucy: Okay, how did I lean when I leaned?
Jack: It was a lot different from hugging. Hugging's very different. Hugging that involves arms and hands; and leaning is whole bodies moving in like this ..(leans forward suggestivley)
Jack: . Leaning involves *wanting*... and *accepting*. *Leaning*...
Joe Jr.: Hey Luce! Is this guy bothering you?
Lucy: (Laughs) No, no.
Joe Jr.: Are you sure? Because it looks like he's *leaning.*
by Deannax518 February 19, 2008
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Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.
Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.
by OKay12 July 30, 2011
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laying a turnip

When one is in a state in wich he creates a large anal excroitation which takes the shape of a vegatable often known as the turnip,
there seems to be a vegatable spraying/oosing out of my anus, i seem to be LAYING A TURNIP
by david somerville June 20, 2007
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Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.
Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
by Cay919 November 30, 2017
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Reverse landing strip

When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)
by LolJunky October 18, 2018
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