full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Kit and Kaboodle

If you have the kit you must have the kaboodle

Cant have one without needing the other
If you have a kit and kaboodle then you know how to have a good time . Usually dont get much sleep with this get up and you will need to know how to do 2 puffs and a fluff
🥳🥳🥳

"Hey there Earl where is your kit and kaboodle?"

"Karol I forgot it at home can I use your pokey poke?"

by Karolllwithak June 23, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

kit pic

Pictures of kittens or other small cats. Can be used with baby skunks or squirrels as well.

"Have an unsolicited kit pic."
" He's so cute! "

by Sammy Orange July 27, 2024

Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit

Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.

by Thinman529k March 30, 2025

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Kit

You have a friend with the nickname kit? You are lucky. Kit is a person who has been hurt by a specific person a lot, and cannot put themselves together to move on and forget about them, even though they have many friends, they simply cannot move on. So to move on, they need to text more and more people, wanting there love and manipulating them to make theirselves feel better and forget about that person, but as more as they try, they hate theirselves even more, and looking back they regret anything, but they cant change it.

-"hey this is kit"

-"omg mommy kit i love you are you ok"

by imisshim69 November 21, 2021