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Keyboard warrior

by Handle 2 April 9, 2021
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Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.
Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.
by Guysemon April 9, 2021
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Keyboard Warrior

A keyboard warrior is someone who communicates better through typing than speaking in real life. They can express their thoughts, arguments, and ideas more clearly and confidently when using a keyboard, but may struggle to do the same in face-to-face interactions. They’re more effective at organizing their thoughts and making points when typing, rather than in IRL conversations.
Person 1: "Wow, you had a lot to say in that chat! Why were you so quiet during the meeting?"
Person 2: "I'm more of a keyboard warrior—it's easier for me to explain things in writing!"
by silensu October 9, 2024
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Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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keyboard smash

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guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed
by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025
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Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient

Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
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Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online
Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.
by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
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