Kevin

Kevin is a mean old grumpy man most of the time. Some times they try to make you laugh but fail dramatically. They often get "triggered" over stupid stuff. A kevin can sometimes be a little mean.

Man that guy is real mean he must be a kevin!
Man that guys is so unfunny he is a real kevin

by X60STARFOX December 21, 2018

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Kevin

Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective

"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."

"Why?"

"I think...she gave me Kevin..."

"...dude that IS bad..."

by GatoSquadPro October 13, 2011

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anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.

guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag

by scant alpaca August 17, 2018

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This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.

Kevin makes me cry in pain

by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019

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