Jacksonian Ken

A native from the land of Jacksonia named Ken who is the sole owner of the YouTube channel: "Jacksonian Ken"

The Jacksonian Ken uploaded better content than you.

by Jacksonian Ken April 3, 2022

A big ken

Used to describe very large males

Boogie 2988 is such a big ken

by Timo egg February 5, 2019

Ken ae

Scottish slang. Basically means ikr (I know right)

Fiona: “that Katie is such a slag”
Bethany: “ken ae”

by White jays, white porche April 22, 2020

Ken cult

An awesome twitter gc that is based of @filmfics Dora au that is dedicated to worshiping ken and only ken

The ken cult outsold all of your faves - @tzuyumocha

by [e-mail] July 16, 2019

Ken Chen

The indisputable #1 simp in the school

Ken Chen still hasn’t kissed her after 2 months

by Averageasianhousehold March 19, 2020

Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)

"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"

by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023

Ken

The most perfect man to ever exist. He is funny, intelligent, and only perfect for his soulmate/twin flame. His soul is the most beautiful. To know Ken is to know the epitome of the word ágape.

Babe, you are so Ken!

by StarshineDLL March 17, 2024