Elephant Knees

When you knees can't support your fatass body so they get bigger and bigger.

Jesse-Hey did you see Tate's elephant knees?

Justin- Yeah how could I miss them big mother fuckers.

by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

knee bangs

The patch of hair on the knee often missed when shaving legs.

These shorts are sweet but they really accentuate my knee bangs.

by Slaughteramamama June 30, 2018

Knee Rugby

A cover-up for a loud sexual experience.
A way of making a sexual experience seem innocent.

"Jeremy, what was all that commotion last night?"
"Oh I was with my mate Michael, we were just playing Knee Rugby"

by Splosh696969 January 27, 2018

Fetus Knees

When someone (usually of the tall variety) stands up straight and their knees look like a fetus face. Also knows as 'Old Man Face Knees'.

Me: Hey Stratho, look at the tall chick. She has fetus knees. Weird.

Stratho: I like it.

by Mungo260 January 8, 2016

Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

Knee cleavage

When bae wears denims with holes and showing too much knees.

Wow bae, you’re showing too much knee cleavage! my friends are looking!!

by dagumak September 8, 2019

Chacho Knees

A letter switch/modification of the phrase "nacho cheese" meaning sweaty knees. Can only be acquired through insane hardcore workouts.

Dude 1: "I've been working out hardcore today, dude."
Dude 2: "I bet you got chacho knees, then."

by BorkTheCaveman June 11, 2018