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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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kit connor situation

people accusing this actor of queer baiting which resulted in him being pressured to come out as bisexual.
“have you seen that video of jenna ortega and the lesbian flag? i’m trying to see if she means ‘yes i support you!’ or ‘we are the same!’ you know?”

“yes i have but please don’t turn this into the kit connor situation…’
by enoias December 4, 2022
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the Kit Connor situation

When the internet forced Kit Connor to out himself before he was ready due to online arguments, backlash, accusations of "queerbaiting", etc.
Recently being used to avoid forcing someone to come out and to remind everyone of what will happen.
Person A: "If Insert Person doesn't come out as a part of the LGBTQ+, then they're fishing for fame."
Person B: "Calm down, you're acting like the definition of why the Kit Connor situation happened."
by EndlessStarryNights December 4, 2022
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pull a kit connor

force somebody to come out of the closet because of useless gay discourse on the internet (queerbaiting accusations etc.)
“this celebrity pointed at a pride flag. they must be gay.”
“don’t pull a kit connor on them.”
by captainshiber December 4, 2022
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Kit

A really cute guy that loves cats. He seems pretty shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s pretty open. He thinks pretty low of himself, but is actually quite popular. He is also caring and flirty at times.

Once you have a Kit, you should never let him go.
Guy1: OMG he is so cute!
Guy2: who are you talking about?
Guy1: Kit of course!
Guy2: oh I should’ve known.
by Just_your_dreamer January 6, 2023
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kits

give them some kits
by Denisecd July 26, 2023
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