Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
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Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
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karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.
Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!
by //Nosen October 14, 2017
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Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.
Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.
by THE_AE April 17, 2022
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karl

man who is well known and is one of the biggest monkeys in monkey cult
"Did you see that Karl unbanned n word i heard that Herobrine hacked his account and that's how it was unbanned"
by bruhskiithe1st July 22, 2021
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Karl

Another word of Car.
Sometimes used as a funny word to say it.
A: wanna get on my karl and see how I turn this SUV into a Labogini?
B: Of course
A: Wish my Karl would be fast enough to get us to that motherfukin university! AMEN!!!
B: *moai*
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 December 1, 2024
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Karl Marx

Communism's sugar daddy.
Karl Marx: Communism is good.

Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!
by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022
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