Karla is the most beautiful, gorgeous,and kind girl anyone will ever know. She smart as fuck, her style is fucking amazing. She's so sweet caring, loyal. She sassy and can fuck up your life if you do her dirty, so don't fucking treat her like shit . I'm doing the best I can to put what she means to me and what she's like into words but sometimes the Best things in the world can't be explained with words. if you have a Karla or if you have my Karla I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP HER because for me she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I would give my life up for her if I needed to. She has always been there for me through thick and thin, through trying to kill myself, through the worse breakup I've ever had, through me crying to her. I love her with all my heart. She is a sister to me and I would never trade her for anything. I love her so much and appreciate everything this fucked up ass world has put me through. She fucking family, my sister. I love her with all my fucking soul
by Edwin and Brandon July 18, 2019
Get the Karlmug. The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
Get the Karl Hamburgermug. by absynthe_paris November 17, 2020
Get the karl ovemug. Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.
What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.
What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"
"Yeah good idea"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
Get the Karlmug. Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”
by 11785 May 1, 2019
Get the Tobias Karlmug. A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
Get the Blessed Karlmug. by BunkyBallz March 7, 2025
Get the King Karlmug.