Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 2, 2017

Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019

Jordan

Its a country in the middle east next to izreal Palestine,iraq,saudi arabia, syria, and its home to one of the world's 7 wonder, Petra.

I took a vacation to visit petra thats in Jordan

by Shark007 June 27, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.

“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018

Jordan

The biggest fucking favor you will ever meet and always beats his meat. He’s always leaning on your ass and never ever completes his god dam homework fuck you jordan

Jordan is suck a dumb ass

by Aunt Patty December 5, 2018

Jordan

Meme dealer fat friend depressed but tells nobody strong like to skateboard and play guitar stoner not attractive and makes friends super easy

Jordan is fucking dumb

by Для того March 4, 2019

Jordan

The most confident boy you know. He is funny and smart. Jordan may seem like a bit of an a**hole but at the end of the day he is caring and protective of the special girl in his life.

Hi jordan

by UndercoverJ May 10, 2018