Jordaned

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

jordan

For all the female jordan's out there!! She's hot as hell!! flirtatious, and very trendy. Usually is seen at the mall or spending her money in a million different ways. Very popular bizatch! Takes shots like a champ! Productive, and determined. Doesn't give up! When she wants something or someone she does whatever she can to get it.

Basically shes some pretty awesome shit! Especially for being able to rock a guys name, and put them to shame... in the bedroom AND the dance floor.

That bitch jordan is hott!

Who's that GIRL Jordan?

by Bel78515 February 4, 2010

Jordans

Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors alike.
-There are two types of jordan shoes
1. Team Jordan
2. Air Jordans (Jordan I-XXIII)

AIR Jordans are generally of the higher quality and much hype is usually surrounded by each release.

You can always see me rockin' a fresh pair of Jordans.

by r3d23a1r March 21, 2008

jordane

A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve

I want to date her
i don't know man she looks like she would be wild she's a jordane

by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015

jordan

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

by loverrr April 2, 2008

jordan

jordan is a super sexC person and loves yogurt and has a terrible love life but her friends make it cool. JORDAN IS AWESOMEEEEE

damn she is such a jordan

by pimpysimpy006 March 29, 2020

jordan

Someone who likes fried chicken

Girl 1: Have you seen that girl jordan over there?

Girl2: no

Girl 1: she's face down ass up eating all that fried chicken.

Girl 2: oh that's cause she is trying to impress zaddy

by Zaddyzickk December 7, 2016