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johannification 

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The process of turning into a handsome, brilliant intelligent jackass.
During the process of johannification, you experience a large decline in sexual partners. You may also experience diarrhea, insomnia and more. The positives are that you make a lot of money.
johannification by thejellybeanmaster March 4, 2024
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Joanna

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Has a Brazilian ginger BEAVER and LOVES security guards. Known to be promiscuous.
Did you see that naked girl in the Bistro, must’ve been Joanna.
Joanna by S72663£ March 15, 2024
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Johannes

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Has a big ass but no fucking dick.
Johannes = Dickless Boy
Johannes by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Johannes

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He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.
a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes
Johannes by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
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Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. 

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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