Jizz Rabbit

Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.

Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.

by Stephiecakes May 9, 2003

Jizz-Bomb

A balloon filled with water and laced with jizz that is thrown at someone

I threw a jizz-bomb at Randy; he wondered why it was salty!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 16, 2005

jizz napkin

The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being

"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"

"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"

"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"

by rekclobkcoc October 2, 2006

Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

Sniper jizz

Unexpected and from across the room

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!

by chupe13 July 7, 2010