Jew Gold

Its a old 4chan/encyclopedia dramatic slang term for having a lot of money.

Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."

by BigBadWolfBob March 3, 2022

JEW KICK

ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years

an angry jew JEW KICKED hitler

by lukeflashmanadams July 8, 2011

Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

by RideTo July 5, 2011

Points Jew

An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.

a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.

b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.

by TheOldBreed December 19, 2010

Jew hustle

the extreme act of hustling to Capitalize on the gain of the wishful out come

1.Shylocks actions from Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

2.Don't try to Jew hustle me for every cent I'm worth

by gimme half June 26, 2010

Jew S'mores

S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious

Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!

Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!

by JewbieGirl December 18, 2009

jew time

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.

Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.

by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005