Meme Jew

When someone who isn't a serious jew uses Jewish culture or Judaism to their advantage.

Look at Ian being a meme jew to get time off work. He isn't actually really jewish

by Muzz UK May 1, 2020

Point Jew

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing others' points in video games such as Call of Duty or Battlefield via kill stealing or boosting.

Player 1: Dude let me repair all the barricades, I need more points.

Player 2: Don't be such a Point Jew! Let us get some upgrades too, douchebag.

by Canadiankid415 August 14, 2012

JEW KICK

ancient jewish dance move that has now been taken as a fighting style of the modern cosmic jew warriors of the apocalypse. note: this differs from jewjitsu preddating 300 years

an angry jew JEW KICKED hitler

by lukeflashmanadams July 8, 2011

Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

by RideTo July 5, 2011

Jew Gold

Its a old 4chan/encyclopedia dramatic slang term for having a lot of money.

Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."

by BigBadWolfBob March 3, 2022

jew time

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.

Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.

by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005

Jew Camp

A Camp where most Jews spend the majority of their summers, usually run by the NFTY organization.

At reformed Jewish camps, the point of attending is to get layed and get drunk. This is usually where mpst Jews explore their sexuality for the first time.
A place to get away from all craziness and restricting adults to be able to do whatever they want, that is if they get good counselors.

Usually, once a jew attends a Jew Camp, they never want to leave.

Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.

-Wet Hot American Summer

what Jews aim for at Jew Camp...

by Ereekita November 17, 2005