jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.

Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.

by Harry G. November 6, 2007

Jessica Carrillo

a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.

whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!

by Mike the Genius December 11, 2011

Jessica Lyn

Jessica Lyn is the coolest, hottest, prettiest, sexy MILF in all of Maine - and possibly in the entire United States.

Wow, did you see Jessica Lyn last night when she walked in The Lane? Every man and woman in the place couldn't take their eyes off her! She's totally amazing!

by JessicaLynFan August 7, 2011

Jessica

Is the funniest, craziest person who laughs at nearly everything... even though sometimes people don't know why she's laughing. She has a contagious smile and everyone comes to her for relationship advice, even though she is single as a pringle. She is very kind-hearted and will always go out of her way to do things for other poeple

Oh dear, something has made Jessica laugh again
Jessica is always laughing!
after giving relationship advide: "How are you still single?!"

by FlubberJubber November 20, 2016

Jessica

The nastiest, most evil, slut on earth.

She tricked him into marriage by getting pregnant and then cheated on him constantly. Never trust a Jessica, pure evil.

by Sicofjessicathelyingslut February 9, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing, kind hearted, intelligent, and breathtakingly beautiful girl. She’s been through a lot and has been hurt, broken, and manipulated, so if you meet Jessica, treat her right and make sure to shower her with your unconditional love and support. If you happen to have a relationship with Jessica then hold onto her tight and treat her right.

As for a note to MY Jessica, I love you with all my heart and i’m so glad I met you because I don’t know where i’d be today if I never met you because you make my life worth living and you have no idea how lucky I am to have such an amazing, kind hearted, and beautiful girl in my life who loves me just as much as I love you, you’re a queen and I hope to be able to spoil you and shower you with my love and support in our future and I hope that someday we get married and hopefully have kids and grow old together 🥺 you’re so special to me and no one could ever replace you in my life. Now I know I left you and i’m so so sorry that I did and I regret it, because I love you with all my heart and i’m so lucky that you gave me the chance to fix things with us. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never loved someone as much as I love you, hell I even started eaten healthier and drinking a lot more water because with you in my life, I have a reason to be healthy. You give me purpose and ya know what, you’re perfect for me, and I every day, I fall deeper and deeper in love with you and you’re amazing personality 🥺💗❤️😘😜

“I love you with all my heart and soul Jessica 🥺“ - James

by Darth Malgus June 1, 2020

jessica simpson

chicken or tuna.....?

i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr

by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004