new jersey whitefish

Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters.

Dude I went to the beach, and the only wildlife were seagulls and new jersey whitefish.

by frothywalrus January 8, 2009

Jersey Tan

Describes the unusually bright orange spray on tan that New Jersey residents primarily Guidos think is ever so 'HOT'

Check out that Jersey Tan on that greaseball. Must be from Bergen County.

by Big Game January 18, 2009

new jersey

The greatest place in the entire continental United States. Everyone who doesn't like New Jersey is a communist. There, I said it. Contrary to popular opinion, it doesn't smell there at all, is cleaner than New York, and is home to some of the nicest people ever. Plus, we don't pump our own gas, bitches. Also, home to the most wiggers and emo kids. New York can have them both.

if you dont like jersey, fine, cuz we dont like you either

by Spazztastic January 6, 2005

jersey

JERSEY <3 home of the best. best accents. best people. best places. we're so awesome we dont even pump our own gas. if your not from jersey ( meaning you werent born here or you dont live here, so you cant say your from here. and we'll know your not from here when you actually say NEW jersey ) i feel sorry for you.

born and raised in jersey and damn proud of it !!

see you down the shore.
everyone's jealous of those jersey girls

by hlp November 10, 2008

Jensen

A sandwich made from the butt-end of the bread with one piece of meat. Usually consumed when there's nothing else to eat and you're really hungover.

Man I drank way too much last night, I need a Jensen.

by grande1234 September 18, 2013

Central jersey

The best part of New Jersey. No other part of Jersey can prove to be as good as us, no matter how much they try. They may try to be lame and claim that Central is just what North or South doesn't want, but we're too good for your ass. It's the only place in Jersey where:

1. Every highway known to man WILL take you home. You're *never lost*
2. We call the park Great Adventure, NOT Six Flags. THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SIX FLAGS! (And more than six...ass)
3. Close to everything! NYC, close. Philly, close. Shore? Close. Forest? Close. Mountains? Close. Every-damn-thing! Close!
4. Central Jersey will be home to the world's tallest AND fastest roller coaster come spring 2005, Kingda Ka at Great Adventure.
5. No North Jersey oil refinery on the Turnpike smell

Why the hell did a Wawa move here? Don't they realise that this is Central Jersey? Who wants that South Jersey store?

ignant person- OH MY GOD...WE'RE LOST! How 'o how will we ever get home!
Central Jerseyan- Pick a highway.

by rjholla2003 December 15, 2004

Jersey shore

A stupid, dumbass show where the only reason the people are famous is because the men have sex every five seconds and a girl named snooky shows her cunt to everyone, mounts them, then punches them.

Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?"

Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."

by Vagpire November 29, 2010