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Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.
He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.
by ~Q November 29, 2019
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Jared

Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn
by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019
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Jared

Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.
"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."

"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."
by RIP.exe July 29, 2021
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Jared

Jared Flows this tale was recorded on the year of 1962. This is a ballet to comerate the Tale of Jared.

-There once was a young lad named

Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue
Jared your box disapeared!
by The Real Flows201 April 5, 2019
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Jared

An okay guy that likes art loves music and says hello a lot
by Jared_animation February 9, 2021
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Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman
In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".
by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021
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Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.
Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!
by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021
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