Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.

omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢

by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020

Jared

From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.

What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?

by General Pang Wang December 28, 2019

Jared

One of the cutest most amazing guys you could ever meet

He is very sweet and also sexy

I love Jared , he's so cool

by Cakeblaze August 7, 2017

Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.

He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.

by ~Q November 29, 2019

Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.

“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”

by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

Jared

Stupid idiot that contradicts everything he says

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020