Jas

South African slang meaning Crazy, mad, retarded

Are you jas??!

by DoraThePoesayDestroyer December 4, 2023

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Jaed

A Jared. A normal dude who isn’t in the loop and doesn’t know what’s going on

Yo look at that Jaed walking down the street. He’s a Jaed

by BigD6969696969696969 March 15, 2022

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Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.

I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.

I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.

by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012

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Jas

South African slang term for crazy

Yoh bra! Priyesh was being kak jas

by Gwabz February 3, 2023

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De ja movie

When the actions of an individual makes you feel like you're in a typical movie scene. Particularly prevalent in scenarios where one says "don't go in there" or "I wouldn't do that if I were you" and get ignored anyway to the detriment of the perpetrator.

guy: Don't go in there
girl: why?
guy: just don't, you don't wanna know
girl: why not?

*girl opens door and finds parents in bed with another couple*
girl: EEWWEWWEWWW!
guy: *shaking head* de ja movie

by Brutal_Softy January 22, 2010

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