jessing

Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."

"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II

(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."

Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."

by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013

jessianya

Nobody is better than a Jessianya . shell beat a hoe up if she gotta but usually like a to chill . finest boss Bitch on the planet . nobody can ever compete.with her . she a one of a kind .
n shell stomp on ur hoe 😘

Omg niggah . ya saw Jessianya today

She so fine😘 Jessianya

by Jessianya February 20, 2017

jassie

A ROBLOX Player. Gets easily offended when a skid name cindy steals her roblox clothing. An owner of a Non-famous group called gay walkers

jassie: YER JASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(somwhere close by)

jo: wtf was that noise?

bob: i dunno sounded like jassie.

jo: holy 5hit! that was freaky.

by keotix January 29, 2018

jessica

jessica is the best mom friend on earth!!!! she actually does her homework, her boyfriend’s hw, AND makes time to teach her friends how to do life (best si/ta on earth idk how but she actually always knows whats going on)!!!! w/ out a jessica your life will fall apart, you will get locked out of your room & so drunk that you hide in a closet for 4 hours !! jessicas r the best! go jessica!!

georgio: what’s up bros
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate

by welovejessica October 17, 2018

Jessiona

Amazing girl the best you can ever have she crazy beautiful, crazy, amazing eyes it's like a trance, smiles great, and a guy named Triston can't lose her he loves her so much.

Meow meow Jessiona

by Hrhdbendhfh March 2, 2019

jessika

the kindest person you'll even meet she is beautiful funny with her wacky and weird scene of humor if you get her to fall in love with you do everything you can do to keep her she is the best person you'll ever meet

Jessika may just be the best person I've ever met

by ryzaa13 September 11, 2019

Jessica

Very beautiful

Toby♡ miles♡

Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes

Xoxo

*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*

I heard jessica only bangs her boyf on Tuesdays and fridays

by nina0donnell November 29, 2019