jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches

"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"

by bigD567 October 6, 2008

Jelly Job

The act of receiving a "Job" from a female's or gay male's jelly like fat rolls.

Chris Miller- "Get it out of your mouth and give me a god damn jelly job."

Amy Delmerico- "MMmmmmmmmmmm Okay!"

by Blumpkin-King696969 March 3, 2010

Jelly bracelets

It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.

Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

by Jessica June 29, 2004

kentucky jelly

KY Jelly Lubricant.....

Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.

by Dribbla August 29, 2004

So jelly I'm jam

Jelly is a slang word that derived from the word "jealous".
It's a play on words: you're so jelly you turn into jam. Basically saying that you're extremely or beyond envious.

Mostly used in a joking manner and among females.

1: I'm so jelly I'm jam, that you're on vacation right now Beth.

by iknowthings100 March 28, 2013

jelly roll

The female genetalia.

"Well, when I get those jellyroll blues/ Why, I'd go and get any thing in this world for you..."

--The Grateful Dead, Dupree's Diamond Blues

by Pink January 30, 2004

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011