Jesse

Literally the greatest guy you will ever meet. He's a juggalo and girls can't help but fall for him. He has beautiful blue eyes and an amazing smile. Girls are often jealous of his girlfriend because she has what they want. He won't cheat on his girlfriend EVER and he is just an amazing guy.

Girl 1: Damn did you see Jesse today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was with his girlfriend.
Girl 3: I wish I was her.

by KB_48 February 19, 2013

Jess Phillips

A British MP who is an adamant radical feminist. One of her classic moments was laughing on International Men's Day when a male MP brought up the notion of "men's issues" which included suicide. Another memorable moment of her time in office was for being upset that people on twitter said they would not rape her. This was a direct response to her claiming she constantly feared being raped. As expected, it made her upset and she made the rounds on varying "news outlets" to complain over it. However, she claimed they were "rape threats," despite only talking about the ones saying they didn't want to rape her.

So wait, Jess Phillips was upset that people told her they wouldn't rape her?

by spootyhead January 18, 2017

Jessa

"Jessa" is the ship name between characters James or 'Jem' Carstairs and Tessa Gray in the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments known as The Infernal Devices. Their relationship is so cute because their love is so pure but WILL AND TESSA (Wessa) ARE OTP soz

Person who has just begun reading TIF: "OMG how do i choose between Wessa and Jessa? I LOVE THEM BOTH!
Wessa and Jessa fans: "haha good luck. Your heart is about to be ripped into 3870 pieces"

by Clary Herondale March 20, 2017

Jesse

You’re everyday Feilding cunt. Says he’ll root and boot yah but in reality he falls in love with you. What a soft fuck. Thinks he’s got a big dick when in reality it’s a 90 degree curve banana looking thing. Gyms to much and has a thing for frying pans

Jesse: wow is that a frying pan? I bet she’d love my 90 degree dong

by Mysterygirl323 May 29, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is a blockhead. He is slow and morbidly obese. He has no hair and no teeth. He is a loser who's addicted to drugs. Everyone hates him. He is a lazy immature worthless bum. He cant keep a job and he mooches off of other people. He is a high school dropout and a leech who has aids. He should be in prison or dead. He looks like a pedophile

Jesse is the ugliest dude alive

Jesse is a fat tranny whore

by GingerCunt December 19, 2018

Jessalyn

A short, evil girl with long hair that always wears skirts

"ew!! Jessalyn is coming, lets run!!!"

by slytherin13 January 5, 2016

Jesse

A really amazing friend/boyfriend,who is funny and hot model looking pretty boy (big muscles) hard working anyone would be lucky to just be in his presents hes funny and smart everything about him AMAZING!!!!!!!! Jesse is the love of my life and the man of my dreams

Jesse is amazing

by molina16 May 24, 2015