Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Internet Troll

A mythological internet being that lives under an internet bridge. Loves to hunt for innocent netizens.

Common tactics: antagonizing other netizens by posting racist or offensive comments
Weakness: being outwitted or unable to antagonize others

All internet trolls troll.

by boredasf1231100 October 17, 2014

Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.

So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies

by fluffypenis August 13, 2017

Internet Troll

A person whose sole purpose in life is to seek out people to argue with on the internet over extremely trivial issues. Such arguments can happen on blogs, Facebook, Myspace and a host of others.
The best thing you can do to fight an internet troll is to not answer..or report them.

"God, Jeromy won't stop posting about Larry's bad spelling in that conversation."

"Yeah, I know, what a Internet Troll."

by Person#98765 June 21, 2009

International Order of Ninjas

the political and social organization by which the most powerful and wisest of ninjas from across the planet rule the universe to their bidding. It currently allows The Ninja to host a webshow called Ask A Ninja so that non ninjas see how weak we are

This has been an official broadcast from the International Order of Ninjas.

by SexyBastard89 November 2, 2008

lol internet

The best response to someone taking the internet way too seriously.

User 1: OMG! How dare you disagree with me! Someday, you're all gonna be sorry!

User 2: Er, yeah. Sure we will. LOL INTERNET!

by Rachel the Demon July 22, 2006

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003