milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

pibb pipe

pipe made from a pibb (from Mr. Pibb)can. see tin pipe

pibb pipes are not effective but easily disposable

by walkingblind December 28, 2005

broken pipe

Empty pipe.

Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!

by hippie mafia January 13, 2014

Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.

Check out her drain pipe!

by ilikedrainpipes March 12, 2011

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.

I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.

by teddytugginpitts October 15, 2014