Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.

Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021

dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

by Anonymousara March 21, 2011

snapper pants

spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly

man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass

by bonerjuice69 April 1, 2011

briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017

picky pants

When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference

Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.

by Khillawatt November 3, 2020